So here I am
At the airport and I’m ready for my pain in the arse flight to London. From.there I’ll catch the train to Nice.
Flying Air New Zealand makes life pretty easy. Ffs, they even make coffee to order through an app. Just dial up what you want, and in less than five minutes they’re shouting your name. Boom.
So I need to relax as much as possible over the next 48 hours. That’ll be fricking hard on a tin can full of obese humans.